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The
inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They
lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot.
The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants
have to live elsewhere, so areas of the dessert are
cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids
in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids
are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
The
Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first
book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created
from an apple tree. On of their children, Cain, once
asked, "Am I my brother's son?" God asked
Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob,
son of Isaac, stole his brother's birth mark. Jacob
was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to be
patriarchs, but they did not take it. One of Jacob's
sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
Pharaoh
forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the
ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at
playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a
race of people who lived in the Biblical times. Soloman,
one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.
Without
the Greeks we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented
three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric, and Ironic.
They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth
says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River
Stynx until he became intollerable. Achilles appears
in The Iliad, by Homer. Homer also wrote The Oddity,
in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses
endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written
by Homer but by another man of that name.
Socrates
was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people
advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose
of wedlock.
In
the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled
the biscuits, the threw the java. The reward to the
victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athens
was democratic because people took the law into their
own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains
were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what
their neighbors were doing. When they fought with the
Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians
had more men.
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